foxnewsofficial:

someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me

(via guy)

h0odrich:

I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy

(via confirmance)

bambamswife:

me: *flips dogs ear inside out*
me: can u..,. hear better like this

(via guy)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

(via ruinedchildhood)

cutiemon:

someone: i love you

my damaged ass: haha, no you don’t

(via guy)

warm-human:

My goal in life is to be one of those people who are just light. You see them and you suddenly feel so warm inside and all you want to do is hug them. And they look at you and smile with the warmest light in their eyes…. and you love them. maybe not in a romantic way but you just want to be close to them and you hope some of their light transfers onto you.

mothurs:

friend: you look stressed
me: haha yeah it’s the stress

(via nanocomputer)

sunsetquotes:

“How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.”

— Nina LaCour; Hold Still